Expect The Unexpected When You Almost Reach Out

LESSON 1

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff, and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails."Pfufffff, and he Was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."

*MORAL OF THE STORY IS: " ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST"*

LESSON 2

Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside>the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."

*LESSON II - NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING...

LESSON 3

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA>when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"

The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you>mean."The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over he question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you ...Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???" The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind of 'key' was he. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of * kee'am I ?!"

The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"

*LESSON III - NEVER INSULT ANYONE.*

LESSON 4

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.

The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."

*LESSON IV - THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES> ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN.*

LESSON 5

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was>in charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:

>Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions.

>Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.

>Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.

>Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.

>Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.

>Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

>>Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief Day 2 -Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.

*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK> YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE.*

I pretty like the last lesson.... hahhhahaha.....asshole are really important thou.LMAO!!!

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And so im done with my finals... Foundation year ended...Yeay~ Degree here i come! but then again....im pretty much worried about my results... sigh.... =/

I dowanna go Kampar!! I dont wanna resit anymore papers!!! *crossing finger*

It's raining outside... and i'm done with my Web page Design paper few hours ago. Darn it was a tough one. Didn't expect it to be this tough. Doom. Now Finance and Econs freak the hell out of me. Besides i'm taking my paper in PA block whereby i hardly know anyone there as the others are all in PC block. Sad case. Even i guess i saw some familiar faces there walking pass me but most probably im invisible to them..dont give a damn thou. One down and two more to go.I cant wait till i finish the last paper!!! Hahhhhha..

About my missing laundry... YESSS... they found my bag and my bag was all the while in the shop. And guess what more shitty they found out this afternoon....They actually wrote the wrong room number on my card. I'm in B-7-3 and one of the malay lady actually wrote B-3-7. WTFish! I didn't notice that too. And the lady who actually wrote the wrong number trying to accuse me...saying that it was my wrong.

Guy incharge: Eh ini tulisan you kan?
Makcik: Yea... apa hal?
Guy incharge: Tsk...You tulis salah nombor la...dia ni bilik B-7-3 bukan B-3-7. Sebab tu tak dapat cari laundry beg dia....
Makcik: (Look at me for a moment then turn to the guy) .... Dia hari itu yang cakap ngan saya B-3-7... jadi saya tulis la B-3-7..... mana saya tau..
Me : (Damn it!! She's freaking lying infront of that guy!!! Trying to blame me??WTF!) Saya tak cakap apa apa pun masa u tulis card saya.. makcik yang ambil card lama saya dan tulis yang baru untuk saya... saya mana ada cakap bilik saya nombor B-3-7!
Makcik : ( she terdiam for awhile... finding excuse to blame me somemore i think)
Guy incharge: You yang tulis salah la...
Makcik: Habis takan dia sendiri taktau nombor bilik dia masa dia ambil balik card tu....
Me : -_-!!! ( how the hell i know you wrote the wrong number... who would bother to even see the number either... )
Guy incharge: Sorry ar girl... silap tulis... kadang kadang banyak orang..so tulis salah....
Me: Yea...ok...takper..

Atleast he say sorry to me...not like that damn makcik.. write wrongly and still blame me. Besides while leaving that place i heard she was mumbling something to the guy... " dia sendiri tak tau nombor bilik ka...blablabla...nyek nyek nyek..." Yea yea...go on and blame me... you idiot.

And just now... while i was in the toilet..steph was screaming something.. and i ask what is it... and she goes like..." Ahhhhh....this is not my laundry bag!!!!!! " I was like..." aiks.." I checked her card and .... B-3-7(1) -_-!!! Another B-3-7... Obviously...that makcik is really sucks at numbers...dont tell me Steph will say the wrong room number too right. What the hell right? So we went to the laundry shop to change... and another guy said to steph.."oh...so you yang ambil salah la eh" WTH. Then that makcik comeout...dont dare to see me pulak.. but ask the guy why. Then the guy tell her.." salah laundry...nombor bilik tulis salah" Then she mumble the same thing like what she say to me this afternoon. Damn full of shit la her. Damn boh song her. Cisss...

I'm pissed off!! Arrgghhh... how could they be so irresponsible?!!!?? Eventually i sent my laundry last week and wanted to collect them back on the next 2 days..which was last wednesday. Unfortunately, they told me that its not done and ask me to collect it some other day. So yesterday after i reach here in MC, i went to the laundry shop to collect back my laundry and that guy make me wait for like 20 minutes..? and then there's a woman called me to enter and find for my bag as they cant find it. *WTFish!* I was like "crap! You lost my bag??My preciooussss baju!!!!" I entered and find my laundry bag... It was damn stuffy in there that i could hardly breath. Find and find... serching for my bag... look everywhere..DAMN!! I still dont see my bag on the shelf. Where could my bag be...all my preccciouusss bajus gone? I'm so gonna kill the people there.

Later on, there's still no sign of my bag anywhere, he asked me to go to the office 2morrow and asked. Double WTFish!

Guy : eh tak jumpa la....u hantar last week kan?

Me : Yea...last week hari Isnin. Then macam mana?

Guy : Tak mungkin hilang la.. mungkin tersalah bagi kat orang lain and then orang tu pun tak sedar and dah balik hometown for study week.

Me : Err....

Guy : Dalam bag tu ada apa?

Me : *lauwei... what a stupid question..what else can you put in the laundry bag!!* Baju la..apa lagi?

Guy : Oh..baju yang macam mana?

Me : *fish fish fish* Harrr?? T-shirt...seluar....

Guy : Banyak tak baju you?

Me : *-_-!!!* tak banyak tak kurang.

Guy : You cuba cari baju you dalam beg...mungkin ada tersalah letak...

Me : .... ( try to open a few bags..but none of them has my clothes in it. Darn) Takda la...

Guy : Besok you senang tak?

Me : Huh...yea...

Guy : K then besok u pergi office tanya, tanya itu laki yg pakai spec...

Me : *bueh tahan d.. need to get some air* Oh ok la...

Guy : Ok..ni card you ambik balik dulu..besok pergi office tanya tau.

Me : Yala Yala... *cis....*

Great... they totally dont know where's my laundry bag. And whoever took it must be so dumb. Dont she realize that that's not her damn laundry bag and not her damn clothes in it?!!??!! Can't she just return my bag to my room as there's a big print of my room number on the bag...!Fuck!

And so just now i went to the office and asked. After telling the girl...she was like..." Huh??......(long pause....) Laundry bag you hilang then dia suruh you datang office sini tanya?? "

Okay...What the hell....

girl : Dia suruh you datang sini?? Dia yang hilangkan then apa kita nak buat?

Me : Dia yang cakap ngan saya datang sini tanya.. so saya pun datang sini tanya la...

girl : Err.... jap.. sheerrllyyy~!! ( Call another girl) Dia ni cakap laundry beg dia hilang then orang kat situ suruh dia datang sini tanya.

girl2: Laundry beg hilang???? kejap...tanya Mr.Tong.... Mr. Tong, it's about laundry...

Tong: Yess?

Me : Last week i sent my laundry...blablabla...*explaining all over again...*

Tong: Oh really?? Erm.. u write you name and room number...i'll check for you.

Me : Ok.. here..

Tong: Ok...i will check out for you...

Arrghhh.....

So right now just need to wait for my laundry bag... dont know how long will they take to get my laundry bag back. How could they lost my laundry!666

What if they really cant find my laundry bag? What if the girl who is having my clothes now doesn't want to return it to me? Will she take my precccioouss clothes to a jumble sale..?

-_-!!!!

I'd watched Hana Kimi. All 15 episodes. It's really a great show erm..well although the ending was pretty -_-!!! but i guess there'll be the 2nd part....hmm..perhaps or maybe.

I actually watch it on YouTube... Hehe. With the english subtitles ofcoz. This show is actually from a Japanese Manga. And now it's acted by Ella from SHE, WuZun and Jiro from Fahrenheit.I tell you...these 2 guys are CUTE!!! Hahahahaha. Well...i'm actually not good in writing the synopsis of a certain show i watched...so i took this from Wikipedia...

After watching a high jump competition on TV, Lu Rui Xi(Ella) is so inspired by a jumper named Zuo Yi Quan(WuZun), she decides to transfer to his school. The problem: she is a girl, and he attends an all-boy school. Solution: She becomes a boy. Thus, she begins her uphill battle to disguise her true gender and show Quan she is his #1 fan.
What Rui Xi doesn't know is that Quan has discovered her secret. However, he is keeping the secret for her and from her. Why? He likes her and doesn't want her to leave his side. If that means treating her as one of the guys and helping her passing off as a guy, then so be it.
Rui Xi's "manliness" couldn't fool her classmate Jin Xiu Yi's girl radar. However, since Xiu Yi(Jiro) is under the assumption that no girl can attend all-boy school, he starts to question his own sexual orientation when he falls in love with Rui Xi, the boy.

This Xiu Yi is really one funny guy. He really thought that he's gay when he fall in love with RuiXi who he thought is a boy. He even have this weird and funny imaginations about Rui Xi. By the way... there's this guy..Da Shou (Xie He Xian) who creeps everyone with his spirits friends.... Funny dude.

Well.. thats all for that show. Oh...and another thing that i just remembered.. The competition that Keith and Aki joined.. It's from this show. Hua Yang Shao Nian Shao Nu ( Hana Kimi). All the best to them in the finals on this Sunday.

Another surprise... Adam C leave his comment in my blog!! Gahaha... I didn't know he has a blogspot. Anyway... i've added his blog in the link...do check them out. He and his bald head. Hehe. Before Adam.. well..there's another unexpected visitor too.. Schizzow. Haha..the guy beside me with Point Blanc. I listened to his songs already..it's pretty nice..seriously.And guess what...he'll be studying in UTAR next year =)

Final exam is just around the corner... 23rd April will be my Webpage Design paper and on the 26th is my Finance paper. Oh yea...and my Economics resit paper is the next day,27th April. Darn!! After these papers..I'm off to my degree programme! Yeay~!Then havta go thru lectures..assignments..and presentation for another 3 more years. Sigh. Well for now i think time past rather fast...It's like.."hey im done with my foundation year!!" I'm pretty worried about my this final exam thou. If i would ever fail in one of my paper this time( for ofcoz i dont wish it would happen...i really DONT WANNA FAIL *crossing fingers* ) i have to head to Kampar for my degree programme!! Well...i heard that Kampar is rather a boring place...no hangout place..no cinema...no mamak! and no shopping centre nearby! Wonder if its true or perhaps we are just scaring each other. Not so sure myself. But what i'm sure is the building there..i mean the condition of the campus there will be 10 times better than the one in PJ. Hahaha...

-cheers-

The opening... there's JJ and Rudy, Adam C, J Lo, Azura, Natalie, Ean ....and etc...

Point Blanc!! This guy rockz! Hahaha... They premired their music video 'Ipohmali' there..we were the 1st to watch their MV there yesterday. I saw Vick in the video.

Snapshot with Point Blanc and his crew members...I didnt know there's a guy behind me thou.Hehe.

I *heart* J Lo.... Hahaha...

The lengzhai JJ from the Hitz.Fm Morning Crew... Steph..and Me.

Trying to get Azura's signature..... and took a picture with her...she's damn cute...

Told ya so...

Pop Shuvit~

We are Hotlink users!!! =)
Well....that's all... Geez... where's my J LO and me?? Adam C and me??? Arrrggghh...

By the way... Just now i went to Sungei Wang. Keith and Aki joined a competition...its in chinese so i dont really know the fullname of it..haha..something to do with the Ella from SHE new show. They managed to get into the finals!! Yeay~!...Congrats to them... They are the most matching couple that i know...haha...

Went to Midvalley again yesterday to watch TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

I think these cute turtles had lose some weight.Hahaha... They look pretty skinny in this movie thou. But i love mikey a.k.a Micheangelo... he's super funny and too cute to be a ninja turtle. Hahaha...Well..this story mainly about the brotherhood between these turtles and also the enemy they are dealing with in the movie, Winters and his fellow brothers. Basically...Winters is not their enemy... Ah well..just go and watch that show and you'll know what is it all about.Hahahaha...

Overall i'll give 8/10 ! or maybe 9/10..hahhaha...=)

Finally...end of both finance and webpage assignment~!! Pheewwwiitt... =b Never sleep for the whole night yesterday...racing with time trying to finish up our Webpage assignment.Sigh. I dont freaking believe that i actually have to stay up the whole nite to finish it up. Damn! Sleeping hours just gone like that.Stupid assignment. Well anyway... this is our webpage.. rushing + tiredness + strees up + hungry + sleepy = Woof Woof Dot Com

Well..have a few error in that site now..no idea why.. but i'm freaking proud of the homepage.Hahhahhahaha....*wink* I didn't know i can do that as i just started using Dreamweaver and photoshop CS2.

Oh yea.. April Fool's day. Forgot to blog on that day.Haha.. neway, the first joke of that day which remind me it April Fool's was..." I got a good news for you..but it could be a sad news for you....I'm getting married this Monday!!" I was like blur for awhile then -_-!!! yea right its April Fool's....i know his prank before he could fool me. LOL =b.

That morning went to Jelutong there to pray at my grandparents' graveyards for the Cheng Beng. Darn it was raining when i reach there, my clothes get dirty and my shoes get dirty with muds!! And was stuck in a jam as some pathethic fellow who think they owned the road by parking their damn car blocking the busy road. screw them. Anyway... anyone had watched Just Follow Law? Remember that Tanya's mom...where she mentioned in that show about she blog... Well her blog really exist and she freaking do BLOG!!
LaoZhaBor

Damn 'in' la this lao zha bor(old lady) She even rap.....-_-!!! swt... anyway..enjoy reading reading her blog. Im signing off. Ciaoz!